Fate wants me to be a superhero.....

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So last month I got buried under shoes saving a little boy at work. The shelf gave way and in instinct I lunged over and shielded him with my body. Sadly the shoes where boots so it kinda hurt LIKE CRAP. But the kid was fine. Now TONIGHT...I was working again... And one of my co-workers walks out of the back store room with a cart filled with Keurig coffee makers. The big ones (www.meerkerkgardens.org/images… that look like that) Well miss klutzy goes and slips, causing the cart to go FLYING across our tile floors....Towards a customer. That was a little older lady...WITH A CANE. So I remember the first thought popping into my head being: "ARE YOU F^%&*%$ KIDDING ME!?" and threw my PDA to the side. Then proceeded to jump in front of the cart. With my longer arms I was able to grab it around the sides (to keep the $200 coffee machines from flying off) but in the process misjudged the length of the handlebar...which proceeded to slam into my RIBS. The tire was also ever so nice as to run over one of my toes, causing it to bleed. After assuring the lady I just possibly rescued that I was ok, which frankly I was NOT. Hurt like HELL, we where able to get the cart off the floor. Because that particular batch wasn't even suppose to leave the back till Black Friday. Now I can't help but ask life why the hell it keeps sending me little kids and old ladies. Why couldn't it be some huge guy, or a track star that's capable of dodging projectiles? What next? Fluffy kittens and adorable puppies!? Life. I don't want to be a super hero. Stop it.
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GardianANGEL-07's avatar
This is becoming a picture: M the superhero >:3